Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.

She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Magic

The sexyest man ever. Also known as Magic, the best CS:GO player alive.

Oh, look there is Magic, my favorite CS:GO player ever! Hasta luego!

by REALmagic September 7, 2021

magical bicycle

How you gets home from the pub after a monumental night of drinking.

“Went on the piss last night. No idea how I got home, must have taken the magical bicycle“.

by biguglybootneck April 27, 2024

Magic Glizzy

The male equivalent of "voodoo clam." Dick that's so good it makes even the most shut down, women-hating men become entirely dick whipped and craving for more.

Bryce's magic glizzy is so good I not only cancelled girls night three nights in a row, but when he texted "u up" at 2:30am I was already waiting at the door

by WednesdaysSong June 16, 2025

Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.

Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.

by Voyceee June 25, 2017

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023