by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.
' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'
Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars
by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025
