Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

jenky

This means messed up.

That was jenky of melissa to sleep with janets boyfriend.

by shequisha December 14, 2008

leer jerk

Someone that strokes their penis.

You are a fucking leer jerk.

by Motes November 24, 2005

Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008

Jerkalerk

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003

jerk

a word that some people use consistently. it's a habit and they just say it all the time. it may pop up at the most randoms moments, i guess it just flows off their tongue.

-"Haha this tv show is hilarious."
-"JERK!!!!!"

-"Pass me the water, JERK."

-"Damn it i missed the net"
-"JERK."

by 0rla January 7, 2008