Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 29, 2024

Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024

human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 03, 2022

human fuel

a more technical term for fart

her human fuel has been exhausted when she used it to create a huge flame, entertaining everyone.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 27, 2015

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019