Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022
Get the Conversation Heartsmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023
Get the Heartmug. by CALLoDUTY December 30, 2016
Get the Brave Heartmug. Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017
Get the Parking Lot Heart Attackmug. by JulieFayePrice August 5, 2020
Get the Jump Rope for Heartmug. by PeanutButterJelly5 November 9, 2017
Get the sideways heart sign <3mug.