The suggestion that you need to wash your hands, and wash them again, specifically with a product that no longer exists, until you become insane with anxiety.
She had scrubbed and scoured her fingers and palms until they were raw, her bottles had all been emptied, and she was on the edge of crazy, needing to find more hand insanitizer.
by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020
Get the hand insanitizer mug.A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex
"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."
by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016
Get the dinosaur hands mug.A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009
Get the Pras-handing mug.When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.
Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!
by Vulture21 January 25, 2017
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I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
by SPWhite June 9, 2019
Get the Hand Weld mug.I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits
by tharulerr June 25, 2021
Get the Portnoy hands mug.Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017
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