Friend Zone

A platonic zone females place you in when your affections are unrequited.
In laymen’s terms, you serve as a woman’s gay bff because there aren't enough homosexuals for the entire female population.

Definition from the 'The Friendzone & How to Know if You are in the Friendzone' from A Swaggolina Story

Greg: 'Hey Suzie, want to make love?'
Suzie: 'No, you're decision to wear socks with sandals repulses me. I'm placing you in the Friend Zone until further notice'

by Swaggolina July 24, 2015

Disguise Friend

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.

"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

by Ryan_Mcsexypants October 1, 2015

friend stand

Similar to an One Night Stand, But with a friend or someone you already know.

"I have never had a one night stand, but I have had friend stands."

by stard0rk3 November 24, 2015

Best friend

A best friend is somthing you need in life. Some one you can trust and pour out all of your secrets to. A person that you love and will do anything to make them happy. Best friends have ups and downs. You can never have a best friend you have never argued with because then your not truly friends. Best friends are friends that will stay beside you even through rough times. You know who your best friend is if they wait for you to realize what you have done wrong. A best friend knows who the right girlfriend or boyfriend is for you. A best friend is a person who won't leave you even when u beg them to. A best friend will just wait there knowing that one day you will realize that they can't live without you. A best friend understands you better than you. A best friend is your heart your brain your world your earth and they are your true second half of your life. A true friend accepts you for how stupid and weird you are. Best friends stay beside you!!!!

I know we have our ups and downs but im gonna stay here and help you out because I'm your best friend.

friend trust love bff bffl

by Delightful_devil November 25, 2015

Soup friend

1. A friend/Person you love to eat soup with

2. Someone drinking soup out of a women's vagina using a straw.

1. Hey, you're my best soup friend!

2. Hey Gurl, wanna be my soup Friend??

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018

“just friends”

“Just friends” means they pretend to be friends, but they hide their feeling or emotions from everyone else.

I told him we were “just friends”

by Urbdu November 27, 2018

friends and fucks

The state of being where there is no interest in any type of serious relationship.

At this point in his life Daniel is not interested in a relationship....he is only interested in friends and fucks.

by baggerboy July 19, 2017