ex-best friend 

it’s one of the saddest things.. when two people really get to know each other; their secrets, their fears, their favorite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. it’s like you have to walk past them and pretend like you never knew them, never even talked to them before, when really, you know everything about them.

someone- don’t you miss ____
you- ew no... she’s my #ex-best friend
but deep down you did. you just can’t say it bc it hurts so much.

ex-best friend by snakegirl150 September 27, 2020

Theoretical Friend 

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

Theoretical Friend by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008

say hello to my little friend 

A famous line yelled by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend! (Fires gun)

say hello to my little friend by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

single-serving friend 

(from the movie Fight Club) A "friend" you meet once, for example on a plane, and never see again.

"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met."

single-serving friend by Amanda April 20, 2004

plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

plutonic friend by 'sup P December 12, 2004

girl friend experience 

an female escort who provides more then just sex.

besides great sex, she provided the girl friend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

girl friend experience by Eddie O'Hair November 13, 2007

2AM friend 

Somebody you can message or talk to late at night (after midnight but before dawn) because you're both always up at that time, the hours during which most people are usually asleep.

I messaged Steve late at night once because I was sleep deprived and he responded immediately. Now we talk every night. I guess we're 2AM friends now.

2AM friend by Dreamare August 12, 2015