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facebook hustlin

When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.
facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.
by Scagnelli January 8, 2010
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Facebook Feeling

The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.
"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"

"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
by The poop that took a pee March 13, 2012
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Facebook rapper

Someone who constantly posts rap song lyrics on their Facebook wall to the irritation of their Facebook friends
Justin just posted ANOTHER Lil Wayne song again... stupid Facebook rapper!
by joesummer95 April 13, 2011
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Facebook Potential

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
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instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
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Facebook clownin

Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
by aceofbasefan August 7, 2010
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Facebook Funny

When someone appears to have comedic talent, via their Facebook Status Updates.
These people usually get many likes.
This term applies if you don't really know if the person is funny in person, or just on facebook.
"Do you know who Jacob R. Clark is?"

"Well.. I've never hung out with him, but I have him as added him on FB. All I know is that he's Facebook Funny."
by GertrudeT333 December 4, 2011
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