Daniel Jones

Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.

"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

Daniel Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works

You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011

Daniel

Fucktard fagbag

Daniel aka fucktard

Daniel by Blahblahnlja April 9, 2015

Danielle Shaw

The Nations Favourite
Comical genius
Impecable timing

"Why are the ducks friends with the pigions? Ducks are way too good for pigions" -Danielle Shaw

Danielle Shaw by Bonnie Tyler September 5, 2008

Danielle 

Danielle is the most sexiest person you would ever meet! Her eyes dazzle and struck you with perfection. She's known for taking a mans love at first sight! Danielle has the voice of a angel and the figure of a godness with her big booty and amazing boobs! Everyone wants to be her!!

"I wish I was more like Danielle"

'I'm going to try and pull a Danielle

Danielle by Hanbag October 11, 2016

Daniels

A man who thinks deeply about all living things. He cares for others and struggles to find a girl for him. He hates most people but loves so many more. The defentition of a confusing person.

Daniels is not happy

Daniels by Daniels... January 28, 2017

Daniel

A kind and caring soul, who happens to be the most adorable person to be seen by eyes. Daniel is silly, and really cares about the people that are around them. Sure, they make mistakes now and then, but everyone still loves them anyway, and they know that, even though they might try to deny it.

"I love Daniel with all my heart"
"I can't wait for Daniel to come back home and hold me in his arms"

Daniel by Maria Dreemurr February 21, 2017