Mixing Cold Cuts 

"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.

Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.

Mixing Cold Cuts by LogTeats Kep July 25, 2008

Revenge is a dish best served cold 

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.

"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

Revenge is a dish best served cold by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009

king cold 

a gigantic 55 by 55 ft ice cube which can never melt and will be used to end global warming. Why? science.

Oh crap I forgot to do my project about global warming, guess I'll just pull the old King Cold.

king cold by DaBlockmasta March 13, 2011

fricking cold 

Cold that makes you sad and not want to do anything. It gets inside your bones and makes you just want hugs. You don't get this cold in a good mood.

Emily: I'm just so fricking cold.
Jason: *Hugs*

fricking cold by boxesoflight March 16, 2011

The Cold 

To give one another The Cold is to have the male/males jizz into their partners nostrils so that it runs down and gives the appearance of a runny nose, thus giving them The Cold. In some cases guys take 'giving the cold' to heightened extremes. In stead of receiving the normal pleasure they just look to it as spreading as much cold as they can, tagging women every chance they get. It is frowned upon in most states because the cold has spread too rapidly.

Guy1. Bro did you finally give susy the cold last night? Guy2. Yeah bro, she got a full blast of the cold.

The Cold by Ferrus July 10, 2011

Canadian Cold Front 

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

Canadian Cold Front by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

Jesus Cold 

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

Jesus Cold by not_michael October 11, 2004