fricking cold 

Cold that makes you sad and not want to do anything. It gets inside your bones and makes you just want hugs. You don't get this cold in a good mood.

Emily: I'm just so fricking cold.
Jason: *Hugs*

fricking cold by boxesoflight March 16, 2011

The Cold 

To give one another The Cold is to have the male/males jizz into their partners nostrils so that it runs down and gives the appearance of a runny nose, thus giving them The Cold. In some cases guys take 'giving the cold' to heightened extremes. In stead of receiving the normal pleasure they just look to it as spreading as much cold as they can, tagging women every chance they get. It is frowned upon in most states because the cold has spread too rapidly.

Guy1. Bro did you finally give susy the cold last night? Guy2. Yeah bro, she got a full blast of the cold.

The Cold by Ferrus July 10, 2011

Canadian Cold Front 

The act of stuffing a snow cone into a woman's vagina and proceeding to eat the remnants.

My boyfriend gave me a Canadian Cold Front last night. It was amazing.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Cold Front last night and it tasted damn good, better than her usual fishy taste.

Canadian Cold Front by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

Jesus Cold 

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

Jesus Cold by not_michael October 11, 2004

balls cold 

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.

Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.

balls cold by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

pig cold 

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

pig cold by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

swine cold 

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.

"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."

swine cold by ridetheyak September 13, 2009