A sexual act when you're giving your domesticated pet of choice a rim job and at the point of ejaculation, you kick it's legs out (or rip it's wings off) and take a shit over their face while screaming "FUCKING GAY CHESS RULES!"
"I was having fun with Sparky last night and since I was alone and horny, i gave him an Angry Chris. Then his owner came in and I gave the bitch one too."
by MrHalo3 May 11, 2009
Get the Angry Chrismug. by PIISSSHHHPOOOSSSHHH November 28, 2010
Get the chris maggiomug. by Barry Monk April 21, 2010
Get the Chris McMullanmug. An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.
The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'
The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'
"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"
"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"
"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."
"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"
"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."
by Slater_AL October 18, 2012
Get the Chris Faulknermug. A thick dick Navy man, loves a fat ass and is more loyal than anything you’ll find at the ASPCA. Sort of Italian.
by Wordsnthings September 4, 2020
Get the Dirty Chrismug. by 8745827154857 September 20, 2010
Get the chris Defordmug. 