Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)
You have a fat chode
by March 08, 2021
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Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.
Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.
by Da Chez January 20, 2018
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Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght
Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know
by Noice Meme April 21, 2017
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chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other
My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 04, 2008
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Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"
That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.
by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020
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Chode

A dick that is wider than it is long.
Person: Why is his dick so fat??
Other Person: I bet he has a chode.
by Sxunken November 20, 2021
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Chode

Did you hear that useless kid hector has a chode?
by _.deadbitch April 15, 2021
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