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chode

by 10BI September 25, 2018
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Chode

A Dick that has quite a lot of girth instead of length.
For Example: the tall black man turkey slapped the old lady with crippling depression with his chunky chode.
by OneFour123 December 3, 2019
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Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long
Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat
by Misseshippo November 8, 2020
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yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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Chode

Something that is wider then its own length.
Marshall Lea's dick is a chode
by juicey man May 10, 2019
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CHODE MUNGUS

Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.
I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!
by JC McGillicuddy June 20, 2025
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Chode

typically a dude called Gustav, they often suffer from the highly unacceptable sickness called having a chode
look at that chode!!! are you sure you aren't a Gustav
by Gustavisachode March 11, 2020
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