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Alex's Vacuum

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.
Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.
by Spoonyy September 22, 2010
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Alex McLean

He is the BEST boyfriend ever. Very loyal and sexy :), I love him lots and lots forever and ever
by Honey bear87 January 17, 2012
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alex wassabi

The best youtuber in the world. Alex Wassabi is a very caring guy. He will do anything for his family and friends. Alex is also a very happy guy and just wants to make everyone else smile and laugh with his daily vlogs. He hates stuffies and is also dating LaurDIY, another youtuber, and they're the cutest couple ever. #LAUREX
Alex Wassabi is the best youtuber.

Alex Wassabi is dating LaurDIY

Alex Wassabi hates stuffies.
by youtube_lover July 6, 2017
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Alex Skankit

an ignorant conformist who thinks she's Jesus with a violin.

usually self centered, likes to speak fondly of his or her self.

annoys those around her with her excessive use of commas where they are not necessary.

That girl/boy who struts around school with that too-confident attitude. Has few friends, but there are those random kids who feel the need to worship him/her. That girl/boy who has an answer or remark for everything, even if it's a hypothetical question. Has no idea what their talking about. Someone who's life is going in no general direction because they suck too much.
Oh my god, that fuckin Alex Skankit, someone should kick her ass!
by you_no_u_luv_mi_v_v_much June 14, 2008
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alex blanch

a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad
by grafton July 3, 2014
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Alex Yorlano

Damn, Pluto is such a Alex Yorlano.
by Deathazu February 4, 2015
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Alex Manalus

Don't stretch my Alex Manalus too much dad.
by MoistDoughnut November 17, 2016
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