Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Pulling a Matt

When a conversation is toxic, negative, and unproductive, but someone interjects with a well-timed question that disrupts the cycle and redirects the discussion toward a more constructive path. However, this shift often frustrates or even angers those who were invested in keeping the conversation toxic, as it derails their attempt to fuel negativity.

Person A: "Steve is so annoying."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."

by W. Leung March 3, 2025

Matt

A “homie” who sleeps with your girl.

Dude, I busted a Matt in Austin, I feel terrible.

by El compa Fugation March 8, 2025

Matt

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

Matt is a try to act like an Eshay

by anonymous March 23, 2025

Matt

A person who will always be there for you no matter what, they are one of a kind person who enjoy drifting, history and models. A person who will create lifelong relationships and meet new awesome friends. A person who will call you out on your bs

I asked Matt for some stickers for my car

by S1CKO873 November 23, 2021

Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected

You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god

by issddd November 23, 2021

Mattes

Only for really hot motherfucking Kings

Wow thats Mattes! He is fucking a mother

by WoW clean man madafaka alta November 23, 2021