Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus

Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.

by Strange death March 25, 2020

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024