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Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019
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Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus
Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.
by Strange death March 25, 2020
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Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.
by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
by Mrdabman March 25, 2022
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Short Game

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011
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short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.
Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout
by Wood3356 March 7, 2023
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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