turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.

by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023

turkey fist

When you go for a fist bump and switch it to a high five.

Yo bump me man!
Ok!
(Switches to a five) TURKEY FIST!!!

by Joeblowflowcoe October 30, 2017

Turkey Trail

A poorly maintained and rough road, which appears to be more suited for wildlife than vehicles.

"We had to take the back route home, but it was such a turkey trail that we felt like we were off-roading the entire way."

by Carboy512 December 05, 2024

Bitch Turkey

a name for a person who is a worthless piece of meat and cannot function within society

Lindsey Lohan is a bitch turkey

by onkyOINKOINKIMAPIG December 31, 2010

quirky turkey

An oddball

He's quite the quirky turkey.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015