The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...

I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!

by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012

biggest tony

Bad ass mother fucker , who gives no fucks, defies authority, and lives life on the edge.
Or in other words, a bad bitch
Nobody gets in their way, bitches bow down to the leader; the biggest tony.
Often used as Senior Superlative, or reffering to the big guy himself Tony Montana.

That kids the biggest tony, the toughestg guy in tony.

Look at her, shes the biggest tony of the girls in this school, such a bad bitch.

by twistaflex November 20, 2013

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

horny tony

A pretty horny guy.

Dustin can't keep his hands to himself; he's being such a horny tony.

by MegagnH October 6, 2016

Solid Tony

When a male or female lathers a brick with peanut butter then proceeds to shove the brick up his/her partner's ass

Jaycee is such s freak. I heard that she let Mike give her a Solid Tony the other day.

by Nigletbros July 8, 2016

Scraggly tony

A discriptive way to reference a guys junk, specifically junk that’s hairy or scraggly in any way.

mannn, that dude has a scraggly tony!

by toadrangler November 1, 2017

dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.

there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony

by PettyPineapple May 20, 2018