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Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Shark

Girlfriend: let's shark tonight.

Boyfriend: Which beach do you want to do it on.

The real definition is a aquadic sea creature that lives deaper on the ocean and feeds of smaller fish.
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Sharking

Sharking: where gay men put their dick in the Drain of the shower and wait for the shark from the sewer to bite their dick. This is known as sharking.
Bruno went sharking yesterday, never left the house or nothin, just talked about how the shark bit his dick… weird guy
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Shark

Caught in 4kHD Ultra Surround Sound trying to find a sexual definition for Shark
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Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
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Shark

A majestic and perfect animal that ever swam in the oceans
I gave my shark water
by LavaShark4 October 18, 2022
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