law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina

That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017

CJ Law

States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver

Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."

by joecity7 October 24, 2011

pepe's law

anything that can be memed, will be memed.

"why do they keep meming spongebob?"
"because of pepe's law my dude."

by creed of travis September 1, 2018

Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.

Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.

by Didaskalos March 24, 2022

Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012

Karen’s law

When one inconvenience sets off a major meltdown

Did you see that Karen over there?
She went full on Karen’s law on that cashier

by FastestEqity July 3, 2020

Trevor's Law

Trevor's Law states that when someone has become decently high, and have found a more comfortable situation, they will not return to the previous situation unless they become less high. This explains phenomena such as "couch lock."

"Sadie wanted to leave the couch, but Trevor's Law dictated otherwise"

by mdsnbutler May 29, 2016