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States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 24, 2011
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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