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Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.
I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.
by Pizzaboy58 December 20, 2017
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Fruit Jizz

A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom
Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
by MrKappa March 6, 2019
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fruit-smacked

1. The act of having sex for the first time.

2. The act of taking someone’s virginity.
1. *Calling roommate at 3:27AM* “Maddie I’m at Delta Juul Lamnda and Chad just fruit-smacked me in his bunk bed.”

2. *The next morning* “Yo Chad I heard you fruit-smacked Shabeca last night bro, congrats.”
by kachowwwwww January 28, 2018
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Small Fruit, 3 P.M.

(Noun)
Antonym of "Big Apple, 3 A.M.", indicating a small village or settlement that has been lived by a few (merely with no government). Some Monarchies use a Castle centre and use a viscount, which will govern the castle, and the small city settlement.

Other Size Adjective Food Nouns}, 12 hour time, are:
Medium Sandwich, 9 P.M./A.M. - refers to a medium city (e.g. Yazd, Iran)
Large Noodle, 4 A.M. - refers to a traditional east asian town, that is big.
Colossal Date, 12 A.M. - refers to the most popular city of the religion
Any Size Beer, 1 P.M. - refers to any town in german countries that allow beer
Robert: So, Adam, Where were you originated from?
Adam: I think i originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m." From the USA, which was west of Detroit (leading to windsor and canada)
Seraphina: I also originated from a "small fruit, 3 p.m."
by mrbeast539275 July 28, 2025
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fruit punch

punch somebody in the face or throw a fruit at somebody's face with a tighter action 😂

"keep talking imma fruit punch your face"
bob's brother got in a fruit punch fight
by Jxy_5x May 19, 2024
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horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
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fruit waxer

Amanda went to John's house to help him wax his fruit. Fruit waxer
by Fruitytoots April 20, 2017
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