Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Irish Toast

The substitution of Irish Cream for milk in a French Toast recipe.

The breakfast of the aristocracy.

Aristocrat 1: The amount of times I've started making french toast only to realize that I don't have any milk is honestly starting to become a problem.

Aristocrat 2: A fine Irish cream will make for a good substitute - Irish Toast.

by Promiscuous Monkey November 16, 2013

Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.

Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!

by Dicoto October 4, 2016

Irish U-Turn

When you are with a group of people drinking, everyone says goodnight, you act like you are leaving the bar too but then at the last minute, without your friends knowing (well, maybe a couple friends know but never the whole group) you turn around and go back to the bar you just left or another bar…

We were leaving the bar but then a couple of us Irish U-Turned and we drank til 4 in the morning.

by The One Who Remains April 23, 2025

Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Irish Clapping

When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound

I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.

by Sir MrMr March 24, 2022

Irish cash cow

Conor McGregor

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.

by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019