Girl Next Door

See Olivia Thirlby

Olivia Thirlby looks like the girl next door.

by TheOneNinjaWhoIsn'tAGinger June 22, 2021

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

A Cian the door

When you engage in anal sex and while your partner farts you put your tongue inside there rectum and twice your tongue like a key opening a door

Dude Rick just gave we the best A Cian the Door ive ever had

by csfce July 24, 2015

Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.

I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.

by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021

Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 2, 2020