monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

by PENISBULB November 10, 2008

jigger monkey

A word to break the awkward silence in a conversation

So Jenna whats going on.......

.......

.....

Tim says: Jigger Monkey

by Tim.Fowles April 26, 2006

monkey thump

loud, annoying rap music

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump

by The CornRoller October 8, 2008

street monkey's

this word is a slang word for people both men and women and teenagers who do the sport know as parkour. parkour originated in france and is now done all over world.

friend: man did you see those guys doing flips over that wall!
me: yea they are street monkey's

by parkour teen July 18, 2011

hairy monkey

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

PORCH MONKEY

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

by P.FIELDS creator of "crowface" April 24, 2009