Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.

Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?

by The Mads November 24, 2020

After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Pull a iced tea

To masturbate in a refrigerator.

Did you hear Ian pull a iced tea??

by Having a ian February 12, 2021

B' Opha Tea

After a run or a particularly hot day, the sweat that comes off the testicles.

Any one up for some B' Opha Tea? As in both of these nuts.

by Deezerdoze June 8, 2022

Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent

McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)

by Contumax October 28, 2022

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.

by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022