After Tea Merchant

Hen

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant”

by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021

Bubble Tea Zombie

A person who is mindlessly drawn towards bubble tea

She can't help herself, she is a bubble tea zombie

by Jalla123 October 7, 2020

Tea Party Syndrome

When someone takes their sweet time to be in your presence instead of being in a hurry to leave.

I hate it when people have the Tea Party Syndrome because I'd rather be alone with my girlfriend.

by RonnieZazo September 3, 2021

Ben Collins Tea

Sweet Tea and Whiskey (preferably a cheep canadian brand)
measure 3 parts tea to one part whiskey. Named after its inventor and famous proponent Ben Collins. Named due to the drink, and its benefactor's incredible smoothness, deceptive sweetness, subtle bite, and renown ability to get you fucked up.

Acceptable other names include, "Collins Tea", "BC Tea", and when made with Black Velvet, "Velvet Tea".

Sarah has had 3 Ben Collins Tea's tonight and she is wasted

by Franklin4 May 15, 2011

Peat Lemon Tea

Magic mushroom tea, made to taste better by adding a liberal dose of lemon juice.

Just dossed up a batch of Peat Lemon Tea, would you like some Tennyson?

by The Mads November 24, 2020

London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

Arizona Iced Tea

Arizona Iced tea is the best drink🤷🏽 ♀️

1) “ jit im bout to get some Arizona Iced Tea you want one?”

2) “ IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION BRO😻”

by IMAMONKE😮‍💨🧟‍♀️ April 7, 2023