Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
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A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006
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Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"
Guy 2: "I'm going to head over to Tardnasium!"
Girl 1: "Wicked, so am I!"
by kaptns January 30, 2008
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dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now
by C1J August 12, 2006
Get the weed tarded mug.1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.
2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.
2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
by GodsRedhead April 5, 2010
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