The Chode Codemen

The chode codemen are an activist group of outrageously gay dudes who love call of duty and big obnoxious trucks. It is a society filled with love and respect for every race & nationality 🤞
TCC loves interacting with big black veiny cocks and annual yearly orgies.
Chevrolet Cruzes’ are the best car known to man and a member known as “milk man” has the largest man duke on this disgusting earth.
“I know what TCC stands for; it stands for The Chode Codemen, so don’t draw that on the windows. My lame ahh son told me what it stood for.”
by SquattedPooPooBox November 25, 2022
mugGet the The Chode Codemenmug.

Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.
she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"
by alrighty then... February 11, 2021
mugGet the Chodemug.

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
mugGet the jode the chodemug.
A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
mugGet the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.

chode

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.
by ayebae22 November 22, 2015
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"
by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011
mugGet the Chodemug.

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024
mugGet the sigma chodemug.

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