Joke

Something you call an insult before someone made a comeback or negative reply.

"Cats are useless"
"You are fucking ignorant, rabbits are even more useless"
"It was a joke reterd"
"Yeah, of course, it's a joke just because I replied"

by PI55 September 3, 2018

trumoo jokes

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton

ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper

i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back

by card6777 November 4, 2021

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018

Joke

Something that has meaning, unlike your life.

Person A: My life's a joke
Person B: No it's not, jokes have meaning dumbass

by Pweesh__ May 8, 2021

Inside Jokes

the thing that urban dictionary rejects. 👁👃👁

⭕️🗯

Cardi: yo these inside jokes funny af
B: wtf are the jokes?

by AnyaForger May 8, 2022

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024