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ninja suprise

when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.
Dude, I made that bitch bleed with an ninja suprise last night
by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007
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sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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creamy surprise

the act of shooting ghonerea into ones ass
i gave a girl ghonerea with a creamy surprise
by pamela anderson February 14, 2007
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Ginger Snap Surprise

When engaging in intercourse with a dirty ginger rat, turn around and grab a handful of pubic hair, pull out the pubic hair (causing the snap sound) when the ginger bends over in pain, ejaculate all over his/her disgusting hideous red hair.
While Matt Milliken was railing Lebron James, Lebron turned around and gave him a ginger snap surprise.
by Jablomee June 26, 2008
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rainbow kitten surprise

the sexual act of taking your girl, throwing her up into the air, smacking her ass, having her land on your cock, and putting a phat nutt right in her pussy
me: damn girl, you tryna get sum fucc?
her: aight but only if you rainbow kitten surprise me
by awholepenisinmybutt June 16, 2018
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tranny-surprise

noun, the act of substituting a user's desktop wallpaper for the image of a transexual; verb, to perform the substitution
I left my computer for 30 seconds and totally got the tranny-surprise. He totally tranny-surprised me!
by Jonathan L Carter July 22, 2008
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Suprise

Slang for marijuana, smoking marijuana or being under the influence of marijuana.
Hey man, can you get me some suprise?"; I was so suprised when I got to work today."; "I am throwing a suprise party."
by ulti-nexus December 7, 2010
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