Shocker Mom

A woman that drives around with a bunch of kids taking them to practice in a van ,with a three finger sign in the back window. And doesn't know what the sign means .

dude look there she is a Shocker Mom

by trobedemn June 14, 2016

Shock and Awe

When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.

Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."

by DopeyDumbDumb October 1, 2017

Shockswift

The best Damm streamer in the fucking world. He'll eat ur booty juice

Shockswift is my dad.

by Smugboyieie August 21, 2018

Shock

A term used to describe an electrician that is always angry and not good at their job.

That guy that wired the pump up was a real shock sucker, I had to go back and fix everything.

by Notshock September 5, 2018

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

Bill Shock

The surprise received when receiving an excessive phone bill. Most common with the recently popular smartphones and their data intensive internet capabilities.

Steve: "I got my charges for my new iPhone plan the other day and suffered major bill shock!"

by CuriousQuam March 20, 2009