Pussy Inserter

When the male is obsessed with thrusting inanimate objects into a girl's vagina.

John just went pussy inserter all over Susan last night.

by jomama217 October 2, 2009

pussy rationing

Pussy rationing females = females who don't consider themselves whores, but fuck with a nigga just to get money or material items in exchange for sex.

Damn dawg why you payin that hoes bills?

"she got best pussy ever"

Nah bra, she just pussy rationing got you thinking she your girl.

by d1rdyd December 18, 2010

Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.

Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.

by Jang Huen November 19, 2010

pussy craver

a person who is cant get their mind off of pussy

"Eric is a pussy craver?"

by brettisdare January 25, 2009

Pussy whipped

A man who gets pushed around by his wife and kids. A man who does chores and gets allowance from wife. A man who does projects during football games.

"Hey you see what Mike is doing"

"Yeah he's building a chair during the Bears game"

"Yeah he sure is pussy whipped"

by chicagoman619 January 25, 2014

Pussy walling

When 2 woman are flirting and a guy or a girl tries to get in the way. Straight or not.

Hey! Why are you pussy walling me? I'm just trying to get friendly...

by Tres-muskateers July 6, 2014

pussy socialism

As in the Marxist slogan: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

But instead of economics, this slogan relates to pussy. Specifically, when a buddy who pulls a lot of poon shares his conquests with his less fortunate buddy -- that's pussy socialism.

"Thank god for pussy socialism, otherwise I'd never get laid!"

by marxist_pussy August 12, 2014