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Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
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skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.
You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."
by your little spermite January 21, 2010
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Dece Police

The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.
Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!
by CamWhill Fweindel September 2, 2010
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e-panic

The feeling of panic you experience when you hit the Enter button and realise you've made a mistake in the tax form.
Even though I was certain all the figures were correct, I experienced a rush of e-panic when I submitted the form.
by Ruerzi July 10, 2011
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Catanic Panic

Catanic Panic is an experimental musical band practicing the aesthetic principles of art and science.

Catanic kah-tan-ick serial behavior involving cats and the role playing of their physical attributes

also called: "Catanic Worship" - merchant which includes the sale of Catanic Panic novelties, mp3's and CD's
ex: Catanic Panic is a band "Emerging from the RP (Role Play) dominion Alexis Pena Goco adopted the name Catanic as a reference to an insatiable desire to emulate cats which was bred from his fixations earlier in life to wear dark clothing and ravenous locked hairstyles while bewildered by the after shock of the 1960's/70's during the 1980's when his formative times were spent reclusive and absorbed into the alternative styles of art, music and clothing..."
by Arty Caboodle September 4, 2011
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Pit Panicked

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.
Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now
by kurrishten November 5, 2012
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choch police

An amazing task force that defends this great land of the choch's that are invested everywhere
Those choch's are attacking, I look there's the choch police we're saved.
by Dibo BAGGINS January 9, 2014
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