Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 06, 2019

Crack Pipe

Dry lips on a dark skinned nigga.

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 10, 2019

Lead pipe

When shit isn't going your way, so u want to bash your skull with a lead pipe

I got raped by master chef, I wanna smash my skull with a lead pipe

by Dabiglog March 14, 2023

Lead pipe

The sexual act of whacking someone over the head with a lead pipe then proceeding to fuck them

Cherral got the lead pipe

by Lil boy 2046 June 11, 2023

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 04, 2014

3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".

Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"

by Eroticcrybaby January 07, 2016