Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey

Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.

by Omencaptains June 13, 2024

Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!

What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.

by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.

I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !

by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017

Pipe Bottom

Similar to pipe down, pipe bottom is to tell someone to be quiet or stop relaying their point because it is irrelevant or they do not care.

Pipe bottom, you two had been arguing for 2 hours!

by Elephan-t April 5, 2024

Freedom Piped

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them

Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.

by Master cook March 31, 2024

dump ya pipe

to shoot your sperm, blow a load

Hey yo, you meet up with that girl last night and dump ya pipe?

by DaWordNerd January 10, 2011

Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

by bigthunker November 7, 2020