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weezy pants 

the same thing as lil wayne pants exept using lil wayne's nickname.
#1-dude you look like you got lil wayne pants on
#2-dawg we don't say lil wayne pants no more
#1-what do yall say then
#2-we just say weezy pants

makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.
Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!

pie in my pants 

a large pie that is inside the pants i am wearing.
Well, hello Ezra, there is a pie in my pants.
pie in my pants by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003

Nicky Pants 

cool cat from motown/turlock plays music and walks the town. fun and cute as shit. "i was never cool in school, im sure you dont remember me, and now its been ten years im still wondering who to be, but i love to mix in circles, cliques, and social coteries, hand me my nose ring, can we be happy? show me the moshpit, we can be happy underground!"
"This fool thinks he's Nicky Pants"
Nicky Pants by Nicky Pants October 22, 2006

Special Pants 

Elastic pants that are tight and pocketless, thus turning any females behind to look "special."
Solow Pants

"Yo Brohan Santana that girl's ass looks amazing!"
"No Tim Tebro, it's only because of her special pants."
Special Pants by Bro J Simpson September 3, 2009

I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.
I'll never wash my pants by Neko~ December 3, 2004