fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014

The Food Tent Effect

When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.

"Why did everyone follow us in here?"
"It's the Food Tent Effect, bro."

by k squared July 2, 2014

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

Whole Foods Cherry

A virgin ginger bitch who tends to be on the tinier side. She tends to be non-vaccine, and she is usually a bitch.

Me: Yo, I just banged that Whole Foods Cherry.
Him: Damn, good for you I guess, but I’m not about that shit.

by ThatCheebsKid July 15, 2019

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret

It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.

by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

Food Sugar Daddy

Somebody that in exchange for companionship; they offer free food......THEY MAY LIKE YO ASS!!!.....BUT youuuuuu KEEP TELLING THEM THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED LIKE tf.

Wait he bought you food for the past week straight and you aint even loving the man. ~ Trisha

Nah he just my food sugar daddy!!!

by Willisstillkillinthis June 14, 2017

Fast Food Restaurant

McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries

What’s your favorite fast food restaurant

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020