Dutch muffin

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

by Mandizzler aka mandac May 09, 2008

Black Muffin

When a girl performs a bowel movement on a guys face while he is eating her ass out.

Dan just got a HUGE black muffin on his face from Tracy! YUM!

by Papa Cox March 05, 2009

thug muffin

A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker May 25, 2007

thug muffin

An ugly low class female who needs to mind her business.

Erika Bankz is a thug muffin.

by dogfaceskank March 27, 2015

Muffin By BadBoyHalo

A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"

kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good

Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted

by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 19, 2021

Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

by Captain Toronto April 06, 2011