when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.
by Mandizzler aka mandac May 9, 2008
Get the Dutch muffinmug. by Papa Cox March 4, 2009
Get the Black Muffinmug. A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
Get the thug muffinmug. by kinky fucker June 13, 2007
Get the muddy muffinmug. by dogfaceskank March 29, 2015
Get the thug muffinmug. A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"
kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good
Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted
Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted
by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 18, 2021
Get the Muffin By BadBoyHalomug. Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all
That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!
by GuppyTiger April 10, 2011
Get the Funky Muffinmug.