your mom

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005

your mom

birth giver / best and most over used joke ever.

n00b: what'd you do this weekend?
me: YOUR MOM.

by sarahhh$$ April 13, 2006

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

Peter's mom

One who is the mother of someone named Peter. See also fuckable

Peter: "Youre ugly!"
Me: "Well yeah? Your mom!"

by Dusty's Mom April 14, 2004

Mom Job

The act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another participator in said intercourse.

Dude, I pulled off the best Mom Job with that chick last night. It was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.

by RockerDaddy865 September 26, 2010

your mom

shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"

"yeh well, ya mum"

by ur brizzo February 2, 2004