Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.

Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”

by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

mike mccoy

Punk, retarded, gay, idiot

He's a real Mike McCoy who can't read

by Gruntusa December 31, 2019

Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.

Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

Mikee

The dude who goes by thatzmikee on instagram. He posts funny videos and sexy photos and is a HOT MIXED ASIAN GUY.

OMG THATZ MIKEE !!!

by sorrydumbass June 17, 2019

Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar

AYO ITS STONEY MIKE

by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019