mike’s rumors 

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.

bruh mike’s rumors are never true

mike’s rumors by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019

Mike 

The most annoying, gay kid on earth that makes the worst comeback on earth and spazzes all the time.

Someone: Your gay

Mike: I’m gay!?! Your the one who tried to rape me you gay ass. Fuck you!

Someone: I didn’t try to rape you! You pulled me on you!

Mike: Yeah sure you gay ass

Mike by Mike Is Gay 69 October 23, 2019

Mike Tyson's worst enemy 

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

Mike Tyson's worst enemy by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020

Mikaela 

A swaggy, awesome, creative and charming queen.

Mikaela is such a goddess

Mikaela by Mimiswifi January 7, 2021

Mideee 

the definition of mideee is a great warrior that is very strong and has big muscles and conquers everyone and has great looks and never simps and never ever is fat

some guy: MAN MIDEEE IS SO COOL
another guy: yea i herd the mideee watches one piece and jojo and naruto and other animes he so strong yet he watched anime how does he do it

Mideee by yesthisismynameyoucantdoanythi January 12, 2021

Mike Portnoy 

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

Mike Portnoy by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

mike tyson by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021