A horrible actor who ruined the character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies. He has not read the books and yet is somehow permitted to play Dumbledore, which he fails miserably at. He loses his temper at Harry and starts screaming and shaking him, which the real Dumbledore would never do. He also ties his beard in a ponytail.
-proper noun
1) Sports broadcaster known to announce a baseball pitcher's perfect game in progress against popular legend that doing so will prevent such an event from happening.