Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒

Matt is a monkey

by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025

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matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair

your built like matt king

by jack devine420 February 20, 2025

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The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

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Pulling a Matt

When a conversation is toxic, negative, and unproductive, but someone interjects with a well-timed question that disrupts the cycle and redirects the discussion toward a more constructive path. However, this shift often frustrates or even angers those who were invested in keeping the conversation toxic, as it derails their attempt to fuel negativity.

Person A: "Steve is so annoying."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."

by W. Leung March 3, 2025

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