hipster mom 

Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.

Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.

hipster mom by Mrkl June 26, 2016

angry mom 

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.

Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms

angry mom by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

blakes mom by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

ur mom gay 

It's when a kid (9 to 14 years old) gets mad, they will use it as a last resort.

You can say no u as a comeback or you can say ur dad lesbian.

Ha you suck! No ur mom gay tho!!

ur mom gay by UrbanKiwi May 16, 2018

ur mom gay 

an insult to a person that is being a large peepee and deserves to feel dead inside.

Johnny: Ur mom gay
Alfred: no u

ur mom gay by T-Positive August 27, 2018

ur mom a avocado 

This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives

Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job

ur mom a avocado by Iwantrodie101 October 15, 2018

cooter mom 

1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom

Guy 1-“Did you see how much pussy she gave me yesterday?”
Guy 2-“Yeah she is a real cooter mom.”

cooter mom by PapiiShampoo May 13, 2019