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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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L

L is takings a loss , not winning
"Adam took a L when his crush turned him down."
by bvbymak June 6, 2017
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L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.
Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?
by Knight009 July 12, 2017
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L dub

An L dub is a coffee order (large double double.
Yo could I get two L dubs please!
by ThrillaMynilla October 30, 2017
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(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)

Some shit bitches have been putting in thier bios on Tinder.
Hot chick's profile on Tinder: blah blah blah... add me on

(>L,o;v~e;r~H`o;l^e*s c-o*m<)
For more info about me!
by Ron L'baam November 5, 2017
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(( l:

When you don't know what to say, so you just squish your neck in to form a double chin, and move your mouth straight across your face, creating the most awkward face you can think of at the time.
"Ayy bubby, I just broke up with April last night. so you can date her now."
"(( l:"
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis November 8, 2017
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L

The word "L" references the execution of a poor decision despite possessing conscious awareness of its associated negative consequences. This term may refer to both poor external decision- making as well as interpersonal qualities that make certain individuals more prone to "taking L's" than normal human beings. Widely accepted as the "grandfather of L's," UC Berkeley student Jason L. Hou (Class of 2019) made this a "popular" term by taking an unprecedented number of L's over a 2 year period and gaining regional recognition as pioneer of the modern L. His PhD dissertation under the instruction of Professor Robert Reich, was titled "The Art of the L," and once featured on the Ellen Degeneres Show.
Jason took multiple L's last night after drinking a fifth of Malibu. Jason took an L by accidentally killing a pregnant mouse. Well i feel like shit, but hey, at least I'm not Jason L. Hou.
by Elder-Asian6969 November 13, 2017
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