johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

cock knockin

when two guys are havin sex with the same girl at the same time vaginal and anal and they can feel each other inside her thru the thin membrane

Dude I felt you swell up before cumming in that girl's ass we were cock knockin last night.

by PizzaManDude September 6, 2013

rod knocker

one who talks shit about anothers dick

That fuck saw my cock on the internet and said shit about it, what a fucking rod knocker.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 25, 2013

hot-knocked

To be hit accidentally in the face suddenly and at close proximity so hard that your face gets hot.

I let my two year old son sit in my lap even though he's hot-knocked my nose and broken it three times.

I enjoyed cuddling with my dog until the pizza guy came and he hot-knocked my cheek.

by RachelwithoneA February 27, 2014

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 30, 2015

hobble knocka

A big fucking mess.
Clutter everywhere.

Your shit makes this place look like a hobble knocka.

by wgaion June 23, 2015

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015