Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the biggest bum of all. Absolute trash.

Guy 1: oh look, it’s Jordan.

Guy 2: dude, that’s a dumpster.

by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020

Jordane

The cutest guys are named Jordane. They are soooo sweet and you should deff ask one out NOW!!!

Girl 1: Damnnnn hes cute asf
Girl 2: yeah hes a Jordane

by Weasley.Wh0re November 3, 2020

Jordan 2024

Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!

Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP

by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020

jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking

jordan needham is so kawaii

by kawaiigirl001 November 4, 2020