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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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this is a amazing person who is girlie pop serving a amazing look and is stunning they are being their best self and are a 10/10 and is a huty and bousty queen
my friend is a slay queen is giving yass vibes in her amazing look
by Hadenchypapa_Boutsyqueen February 6, 2023
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give booty

Mysterious request from a cute girl with a snuffly nose.
Girl: Yo
Boy: Yes dear
Girl: Give booty
by badger-sloth July 4, 2016
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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, you Snorlax I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Give Coffee

Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.

It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.
P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
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