to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans

by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

butt bean

Refers to an ecstasy pill, when taken rectally.

Jim is off his face tonight, it must have been that butt bean he plugged a couple hours ago.

by Bloodbutt Dick February 27, 2019

Cheeny Bean

Cheer up cheeny bean

Oh what can it mean
To our, cheen beany eaters and their
Homecoming bean

Can be used as anything. Cheeny bean just means cheeny bean.

by NeshieCroatHoe March 2, 2019

bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts

Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.

by Lildiknik December 14, 2018