Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

Idiot

Dr Gigi Foster

That Dr Gigi Foster is an idiot, she should shut the fuck up.

by Hiwidj November 17, 2022

Idiot

A smart person who attends or has attended PBAU and has blond (not strawberry blond) hair. They may also dislike the idea of men doing Zumba.

“Jonathan Snyder is an idiot,” said Zoe after she called ketchup a smoothie.

by An Unbiased Random Guy November 24, 2022

idiot

you.

you are an idiot.

by bruhiman November 28, 2022

idiotically intelligent

Idiotically intelligent means that in dumb situations like setting a can of soup on fire with pepper spray you know what to do and you're smart in that situation.

We can also mean two smart to be done but too dumb to be smart

Do you know how that squirrel jumped through Emma's window and snatched her pizza she was so idiotically intelligent by smacking the squirrel with a book

becky's idiotically intelligent

by beanyweeni September 13, 2022

Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully.
v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully.
n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."

We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Idiot Island

Trucker slang for "California"

Trucker 1: Man, I have to haul a load to Idiot Island.
Trucker 2: Oof, that sucks

by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022